You're gonna WHAT?

I don't care who you are voting for in this bizarre presidential campaign, but one thing you must admit is that all the candidates have one thing in common...........promises, promises, promises!
They all say, "When I get to Washington I'm going to blah, blah, blah." They all seem to have forgotten one tiny little detail. Before they do "blah, blah, blah" they have to deal with the idiots in Congress! You can promise all you want, but unless you have the Senate and the House under you're thumb, you ain't gettin' ANYTHING done!

Come to think of it, it's probably a good idea for all of us to remember that as we trek to the polls on November 4.

A burning question

The single most important question in this year's presidential campaign is.....
"Is it over yet?"

A new disease

Here we are just DAYS away from the November election and I am so conflicted, I don't know what to do with myself. I'll have to vote for SOMEBODY, but who? All three of the debates have frankly left me cold. The best you can say about all of them is, "at least nobody screwed up too badly." None of the candidates seem very good at giving a straight answer to a straight question. Everyone seems to have complaints about the other guy, but addressing the obvious real issues in this campaign, (the economy, health care, etc.) not so much. Please don't tell me that I have to vote AGAINST someone as opposed to FOR someone. (again!) I can't remember the last presidential candidate that had me jumping up and down with excitement. I can't remember the last candidate that made me feel they were absolutely the right person to run the country. (Okay, there was ONE, but I'm showing my advanced age when I say it was....... Jack Kennedy)

I guess I'll come up with an answer before November 4, but in the meantime, I seem to be suffering from "Electile Dysfunction!"

Mystery of the month

You've no doubt seen the ubiquitous TV commercials for Toyota of Orlando, ("Who's prices are unbelieveable.") They are always done by the same male and female types...one named Tom and one named Angie. But lately, Tom is alone! Whatever happened to Angie? Did she finally give in and buy a car and leave in it? Did she and "Tom" get a TV commercial divorce? Did she follow in the footsteps of most people employed in broadcasting, and get fired? Did that funny looking dog bite her?

The plot thickens.........